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Caitlin Fitzgibbons Oct. 24, 1995
Want Ad
Wanted: Clown
Needs to have and do the following things-
1.Needs to have big purple shoes.
2. Flexible hours are 1:00pm, 6:00pm, 2:00 pm, 7:00pm, 3:00pm, 8:00pm
3. Needs to have a good sence of umer.
4.Needs to have good aim.
5.Has to like children.
6. Needs to be very short or very tall.
7.Has to have had a job before.
Salary $1000 bucks per show.
For the job call me at: 765-8923
HMMM I mean…I think this is still a pretty valid ad. I guess I even knew back then I’d go into advertising. Pretty enticing stuff right there. It’s still hard to find a good clown these days. Hardly any of them have good aim.

